Mario Mateo

Mario Mateo is a self-admitted weirdo whose neurotic "off the wall" act has been featured regularly on the Revenge of the Nerd Comics tour. He's performed at such clubs as the Fort Lauderdale Improv, National Lampoon's Underground, and was featured with Catch A Rising Star on a recent Florida tour.

His material is observational and often delves into the absurd. His self-imposed aggravations are thought provoking and hilarious. Whether he's admitting his whimsical fear of getting those e-mails from the Mailer-Demon or making fun of stupid people who drive Smart Cars, his point of view is original and fun.

Alright, enough with the third person. I hate that I have to pretend it's not me writing this. Listen, I'm just a young comic having a good time. I've always wanted a Cadillac, but I'm thinking about buying a Kia. I used to be obsessed with owning a Rolex Submariner watch, until I found that the Timex T29781 is identical, only forty bucks, and it has Indiglo.™ Suck it, Rolex.